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Delicious home cooking from our famous Sunday Roast Dinner, Full English Breakfasts to Great cocktails & entertainment daily.
Delicious home cooking from our famous Sunday Roast Dinner, Full English Breakfasts to Great cocktails & entertainment daily.
Join us at The Dancing Crook for an action-packed evening! It all begins at 8PM with kids' games Through untill midnight. Join us Tuesday to Saturday throughout the season for laughter, friendly competition and karaoke.
Fun Family Quiz for all the family to get involved. Lots of fun with prizes for the winners.
Get your dabblers out for this one, who doesn’t love a game of bingo when on your holidays. Great prizes, kids and adults welcome.
🎶🎉 Get ready to put your TV knowledge to the ultimate test at The Dancing Crook with our “Guess the TV Theme Tune” night! 🕺💃
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Great fun for all the family, this simple game of higher or lower really gets the crowd going and everyone gets involved. Great fun and grea...
Join in and have a sing song or sit back and watch others, some good some bad but everyone having a great time through music.
Sausage, Bacon, Hash-Brown, Fried Egg, Beans & Toast
2 Sausages, 2 Bacon, 2 Hash-Brown, 2 Fried Eggs, Fried potatoes, Beans & Tomatoes, mushrooms & 2 Toast
Add a fried egg, Hash-Brown, Square Sausage, Potato Scone, fried potatoes, Mushrooms, black pudding, white pudding or Haggis to any of our Breakfasts or Breakfast sandwiches
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Light snacks to start your day
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Granola topped with fresh strawberries, banana, Greek yogurt drizzled with local honey.
french fries, chips & seasoned fries - 4.00
fish finger sandwich & crisps - 8.50
chip butty - 6.50
beer battered onion rings - 6.50
mozzarella sticks x6 - 6.50
Cheesey jalepino poppers x6 - 7.50
popcorn chicken - 6.50
sticky chicken chunks x 6 - 7.50
chicken wings x 6 - 7.50
garlic Pizza bread with cheese & caramalized onions - 10.50
espresso - 2.00
double espresso - 2.50
cafe con leche/white coffee - 2.50
cortado - 2.50
cappucino - 2.50
hot chocolate with cream & marshmallows - 4.50
vitality smoothie - strawberries, banana & pineapple with orange juice or milk
berrys paradise smoothie - strawberries, cherrys, blueberry & mango with orange juice or milk
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100% Angus Beef Burger in a buttery Brioche Bun, with layer upon layer of juicy fillings starting with tomato jam, purple lettuce, tomato, red onion, smoked cheddar cheese and Mozzarella blend, crispy onions, pickles topped with our secret burger sauce. Served with seasoned fries, side salad & home made Tennessee coleslaw.
100% Angus Beef Burger in a buttery Brioche Bun Topped with a smoked cheddar & mozzarella cheese blend, Bacon, Crispy Onions & Ketchup. Served with seasoned fries, side salad & home made Tennessee coleslaw.
southern fried chicken fillet in a buttery Brioche Bun with lettuce, red onion, tomato, mayonnaise & a hash brown. Served with seasoned fries, side salad & home made Tennessee coleslaw.
2 southern fried chicken fillets double dipped in our hot honey secret sauce in a buttery brioche bun on a bed of our Tennessee coleslaw topped with red onion. Served with seasoned fries, side salad & home made Tennessee coleslaw
A succulent southern fried chicken burger in a buttery brioche bun with layers of juicy fillings starting with our chilli jam, purple lettuce, tomato, cucumber, red onion, smoked cheddar cheese, mozzarella cheese, bacon, chorizo, a hash brown and our signature Cha Cha Chilli Sauce. Served with seasoned fries, side salad & home made Tennessee coleslaw
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Foot long fresh baked baguette with 2 American hot dog sausages topped with ketchup, mustard, crispy onions and served with seasoned fries, side salad & homemade coleslaw
Foot long fresh baked baguette with 2 American hot dog sausages topped with ketchup, mustard, home made chilli & topped with cheddar & mozzarella cheese, crispy onions & served with seasoned fries, side salad & homemade coleslaw
Foot long fresh baked baguette with 2 American hot dog sausages topped with a Smokey BBQ sauce and topped crispy onions & melted cheese & served with seasoned fries, side salad & homemade coleslaw
Shaved seasoned fillet steak in a fresh baked baguette served with French fries and topped with caramalised onions. served with seasoned fries, side salad & homemade coleslaw.
add melted cheese - 2.00
add peppercorn sauce - 3.00
A quarter of our juicy rotisserie chicken served on a plate with 350 grams of fresh succulent Ribeye that offers the perfect balance of flavor and tenderness. No other cut of steak can satisfy carnivorous cravings in quite the same way. Served with Chimmichurri, seasoned fries, side salad, homemade coleslaw & onion rings.
500 grams of fresh succulent Ribeye that offers the perfect balance of flavor and tenderness. No other cut of steak can satisfy carnivorous cravings in quite the same way. Served with Chimmichurri, seasoned fries, side salad, homemade coleslaw & onion rings.
3 Cumberland Sausages served in a Yorkshire pudding bowl filled with creamy mash potatoes, topped with our thick home made sweet onion gravy.
(vegetarian option available)
Our take on “the Philly cheese steak sandwich”. Shaved seasoned fillet steak cooked in butter with red peppers, green peppers, onions in a fresh baked loaf with onion mayo, smothered in our melted cheddar, Monterrey jack & mozzarella cheese blend. Then topped with crispy onions. Served with seasoned fries, side salad & homemade coleslaw & onion rings.
(we’re truly proud of this one & it is definitely voted the favorite with our customers)
1/2 of our famous succulent rotisserie chicken that is brined over night in our secret recipe & cooked to perfection on our spit. Then we can add one of our signature sauces & serve with seasoned fries, side salad & our Tennessee coleslaw.
SAUCES
smokey BBQ - as it says
piri piri - medium
honey sweet chilli - sweet
cha cha chilli - hot
The crooks inferno - very hot
Full portion of our individual Coca Cola BBQ pork ribs all cooked down in a sticky BBQ sauce. Served with seasoned fries, side salad & our Tennessee coleslaw.
choose one of our sauces from above to cook your wings in served with salad & dips
served with side salad, smokey BBQ dip & sweet honey chilli dip.
1/4 of our rotisserie chicken and a portion of our juicy Coca Cola BBQ pork ribs all cooked down in a sticky BBQ sauce. Served with seasoned fries, side salad & our Tennessee coleslaw.
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nachos topped with our hot cheese sauce, mozzarella and cheddar cheese blend & Jalapeños, served with sour cream, guacamole and salsa.
nachos topped with our home made chilli, hot cheese sauce, mozzarella and cheddar cheese blend, Jalapeños , onions, tomatoes & peppers served with sour cream, guacamole and salsa.
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French Fries/seasoned fries- 4.50
sweet Potato Fries - 5.50
fish finger sandwich & Crisps - 8.50
chip Butty - 6.50
beer battered onion rings - 7.50
mozzarella sticks x6 - 7.50
garlic pizza bread with caremalized
onions & cheese - 8.50
cheddar cheese jalepino poppers x6 - 8.50
popcorn chicken - 7.50
BBQ sticky chicken chunks x 6 - 8.50
All of our sides/snacks can be served individually or with side salad and portion of Tennessee coleslaw for
2.00 extra.
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Iceberg Lettuce, Sweetcorn, Red Onion, Carrot, Cherry Tomatoes, Olives, Mixed Seeds with Crushed Walnuts and Olive Oil.
CHOOSE ONE OF OUR 3 DRESSINGS
Raspberry balsamic
Tennessee ranch
Ceaser
ADDITIONAL OPTIONS
Southern Fried Chicken Breast - 6.50
Chicken Breast - 6.00
Avocado - 4.00
Mozarella - 3.50
Cooked Bacon Bits - 3.50
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Mixed Cheese - 2.50
Beans - 2.50
Tuna/Tuna Mayonaise - 3.50
Southern Fried Chicken Breast 6.50
Chicken Breast - 6.00
Chorizzo - 3.50
Cooked Bacon Bits - 3.50
Side Salad- 3.00
Advised for under 10’s
4 breaded chicken pieces served with chips/mash potatoes, peas/beans/sweetcorn and a scoop of vanilla or chocolate ice cream
2 sausages, mash potatoes, gravy, peas/beans/sweetcorn and a scoop of vanilla or chocolate ice cream
1 large cod fish finger, chips/ mashed potatoes, peas/beans/sweetcorn and a scoop of vanilla or chocolate ice cream
american style hot dog topped with ketchup and served with fries and a scoop of vanilla or chocolate ice cream
100% Grass fed Beef Burger topped with cheese and served with fries and a scoop of chocolate of vanilla ice cream.
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Roast chicken breast/Roast Beef/Pork loin
home made Yorkshire puddings
carrots
mushy peas
green peas
stuffing
roast potatoes
mashed potatoes
Roast chicken breast/Roast Beef/Pork loin
2 home made Yorkshire puddings
pigs in blankets
cauliflower & broccoli cheese with chives
sprouts & bacon bits
honey roast parsnips
carrots
mushy peas
green peas
stuffing
roast potatoes
mashed potatoes
2 vegetarian sausages
home made Yorkshire puddings
carrots
mushy peas
green peas
stuffing
roast potatoes
mashed potatoes
sprouts
cauliflower & broccoli cheese with chives
Roast chicken breast/Roast Beef
pigs in blankets
stuffing topped with a home made Yorkshire pudding & smothered in gravy
Roast chicken breast/Roast Beef/Pork loin
pigs in blankets
stuffing
mashed potatoes
mushy peas
gravy
mint/cranberry/mustard/apple/horseradish sauce
with a side of green peas & carrots
French Fries/seasoned fries- 4.00
chip Butty - 6.50
beer battered onion rings - 6.50
mozzarella sticks x6 - 6.50
cheddar cheese jalepino poppers x6 - 7.50
popcorn chicken - 6.50
sticky chicken chunks x 6 - 7.50
chicken wings x 6 - 7.50
All of our sides/snacks can be served individually or with side salad and portion of Tennessee coleslaw for 2.00
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Ingrediants: vodka, white rum, lime syrup and strawberry syrup, twister lolly and fresh strawberry
Description: layers of lime daiquiri and strawberry daquirI topped with a twister ice lolly. A real blast from the past with its 90s flavors
Ingredients: White Rum, Fresh Mint Leaves, Lime Juice, Simple Syrup, Soda Water.
Description: Refreshing and minty, the Mojito combines white rum, tangy lime juice, and muddled mint
leaves. Topped with soda water, it's the perfect summer drink.
Ingredients: vodka, white rum, bubblegum syrup and strawberry syrup, cream and sprinkles
Description: layers of bubblegum daiquiri and strawberry daquirI topped with cream and sprinkles. A real blast from the past with its 90s flavours
Ingredients: Vodka, Cranberry Juice, Lime Juice, Triple Sec.
Description: Made famous by its appearance on "Sex and the City," the Cosmopolitan is a vodka- based cocktail
with a delightful mix of cranberry juice, lime juice, and triple sec.
Mango/Passionfruit/Strawberry/Cocunut/Banana
Ingredients: White Rum, Lime Juice, Simple Syrup.
Description: A tropical delight, the Daiquiri combines white rum, lime juice, and simple syrup for a sweet and
tangy flavor. Perfect for sipping on your Holidays.
ingredients: White Rum, Pineapple Juice, Coconut Cream and Pineapple Wedge.
Description: Transport yourself to a tropical paradise with the Piña Colada. Blending white rum, pineapple
juice, and creamy coconut, it's garnished with a pineapple wedge.
Ingredients: Vanilla vodka, Passion fruit liqueur, Passion fruit puree, Lime juice, simple syrup, and Prosecco
Description: Indulge in the seductive blend of vanilla vodka, tangy passion fruit liqueur, and zesty lime juice, perfectly complemented by the richness of passion fruit puree. Served with a shot of Prosecco on the side for a touch of elegance.
Vodka, coffee liqueur, freshly brewed espresso, and simple syrup.
Description: Energize your senses with this sophisticated cocktail that combines the
smoothness of vodka, the boldness of coffee liqueur, and the intense flavor of freshly brewed espresso. The perfect choice for coffee lovers
seeking a delightful twist
Ingredients: Vodka, peach schnapps, orange juice, cranberry juice, and a splash of
grenadine.
Description: Transport yourself to a tropical paradise with this classic cocktail. Enjoy the harmonious blend of vodka, fruity peach schnapps, refreshing orange juice, and cranberry juice, topped with a splash of grenadine. A tantalizing sip of summer in every glass.
ngredients: Vodka, peach schnapps, and cranberry juice.
Description: Unwind and let loose with this vibrant and easy-to-drink cocktail. The combination of smooth vodka, sweet peach schnapps, and tangy cranberry juice creates a harmonious flavor profile that is both
delicious and refreshing.
Ingredients: Blue curaçao, vodka, lime juice, and lemon-lime soda.
Description: Embrace the electrifying allure of this refreshing cocktail. The striking blue tones of the blue curaçao, mixed with the potency of vodka, is balanced by the tangy notes of lime juice. Topped with a splash of bubbly lemon-lime soda, this cocktail is a true sensation.
Ingredients: Blue WKD, one shot of southern comfort, one shot vodka and a splash of orange juice.
Introducing "The Venom" - a concoction crafted for the bold and audacious. This audacious elixir combines the electrifying surge of Blue WKD with the fiery embrace of a shot of Southern Comfort and a shot of vodka, all tamed by a mere splash of orange juice. Not for the faint-hearted, this venomous creation will leave e you intoxicated with its daring flavors, daring you to savor the wild side.
Ingredients Banana liquor, vanilla ice cream, vodka and fresh Banana.
Description: indulge in the sinful allure of "The Dancing Crook." This tantalizing creation will entice your taste buds with a mesmerizing blend of flavors. A dance of richness and smoothness awaits as the velvety ice cream caresses your palate, harmonizing perfectly with the alluring notes of banana liquor. A touch of vodka adds a subtle kick. Savor each sip as this cocktail transports you to a world of creamy decadence.
Ingredients:1 Blue Wicked ,2 oz ruby port, Ice cubes
Description:Relive the nostalgic taste of childhood with our Cheeky Vimto Cocktail. This playful concoction combines the flavors of the beloved soda, Vimto, with a cheeky twist. The result is a delightful combination that evokes memories of sweet sips and carefree days
french fries, chips & seasoned fries - 4.00
fish finger sandwich & crisps - 8.50
chip butty - 6.50
beer battered onion rings - 6.50
mozzarella sticks x6 - 6.50
Cheesey jalepino poppers x6 - 7.50
popcorn chicken - 6.50
sticky chicken chunks x 6 - 7.50
chicken wings x 6 - 7.50
garlic Pizza bread with cheese & caramalized onions - 10.50
espresso - 2.00
double espresso - 2.50
cafe con leche/white coffee - 2.50
cortado - 2.50
cappucino - 2.50
hot chocolate with cream & marshmallows - 4.50
vitality smoothie - strawberries, banana & pineapple with orange juice or milk
berrys paradise smoothie - strawberries, cherrys, blueberry & mango with orange juice or milk
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Welcome to The Dancing Crook! Leigh-Ann, Shaun, and their lively crew officially opened their doors on New Year’s Eve 2023. After spending a combined total of 30 years living in this fantastic resort and knowing it like the back of their hands, they decided it was high time to create a place where families could have a blast together!
Our infamous landlord and landlady have quite the love story—facing a few hiccups along the way (let’s just say Leigh-Ann’s "how about a rain check?" game was strong)! But eventually, these two lovebirds built a beautiful family and settled into their dream life.
The Dancing Crook is all about creating a vacation spot that we’d love to visit ourselves. You’ll find a cozy atmosphere where you can sip on your favorite drinks and savor delicious food while the kids are entertained and far from boredom. Because let’s face it, what’s a holiday without a little fun for everyone?
We’ve thrown in some lively drinking games, karaoke (so warm up those vocal cords!), live music, and even some wild eating challenges. Plus, you’ll get a taste of home-cooked goodness from around the globe—every dish inspired by our travel adventures!
After lots of hard work and a pinch of savings, we’ve crafted The Dancing Crook, a British-style pub with a modern twist, serving up great food, drinks, and plenty of entertainment. It’s the perfect place to make memories, have fun, and feel that special warmth that only a traditional pub can offer.
We hope you enjoy The Dancing Crook as much as we enjoy having you here! Cheers from Leigh-Ann, Shaun, Phoebe-Olivia, Alba-Jean, Bobbie-Brooke, and Obie-Brendan—let the good times roll!
We love our customers, so feel free to visit during normal business hours. 9am midnight Tuesday to Sunday.
Avinguda De Les Palmeres 14, 07181 Calvià, Balearic Islands, Spain
Open today | 09:00 – 00:00 |